"Come Enjoy Jehovah-Yoga"
(Decorate your Krishna tree)
In 1968 after attending a meeting of the World Council of Churches in
Uppsala, Sweden, author, philosopher and social commentator Malcolm
Muggeridge, noted :
"At Uppsala,...they were able to agree
about almost anything because they believed almost nothing."
For at least the last half century, we have watched the
Anglican Church
slide into substantive incoherence and suicidal deconstruction because they
have believed "almost nothing". But
this story puts the icing on the cake.
So, to commemorate the slow suicidal bleed of liberal, post-modern
Christian reason, I offer this 'light-hearted' tribute to the Chaos that was
once known as the "Anglican Communion".....
"Come Enjoy Jehovah-Yoga" (Decorate your Krishna tree)
Welcome to our blessed Temple!
Here Jehovah's swallowed whole!
It's where sins may be transcended, And confessions put on hold!
Here discover Your Uniqueness! Then just watch it fade away.....
Here you'll find The Cosmic Ocean!
Be a Jesus-Drip today!
Come enjoy Jehovah-Yoga...
Decorate your Krishna Tree!
Kundalini resurrecting!
Redefine theology!
Hey, man, practice makes us perfect....
Yoke yourself to Cosmic Bliss!
Cross yourself and then breath deeply.....
Careful there!...
Don't slip a disc!
Western "truth" has been upended;
There's just Cosmic Oneness now!
Deity has been extended..... Holy Ghost to........
Holy Cow!
You see, Kali crashed the party...
Jugger-Gnostic liberties! Poly-Pantheistic Notions
Erased all dualities!
Trinity?.....Please!
Don't be silly!
Maya teaches that's too odd! Mother Nature wears the pants here...
And She swears that "All is God!"
Bottom Line...
There's just no difference
Between down and up, you see;
There can be no contradictions
In this Cosmic Unity!
"Good" and "Bad" are just illusions!
Maya-My!... Hope you can tell!
In the end there is no Heaven,
And there damn sure ain't no Hell!
Black and white are really fiction...
There's no true Truth...,
That's no Lie! There's no Evil here a-lurking....
There's no Pie up in the sky!
There's no way you should feel guilty! There's no reason to feel
shame! "Thou art that" is what we're preaching;
Cosmic Christ's our Parlor Game.
Find Transcendent Sinless Bliss, sir!
(Cross my heart and hope to die!)
"Pluralism!" is our mantra...
Worship here!
Give us a try!
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Lord , have mercy, please upon us....
And forgive this sin of Pride.
We have wandered into error...
From your Word we've learned to hide!
Even though your Son has warned us,
We've ignored your Holy Word;
Now we're mocking our Creator
And ignoring what we've heard...
"Pantheism explains we're all part of God, but our problem is that we
forget we're God. We just need to be re-educated and start living like the
God we are. Our human nature will be enhanced by attaining what Pantheists
call "Cosmic Consciousness"...The problem with humans is that we suffer from
a collective form of metaphysical amnesia. We just need to wake up and
remember we're God."-- Sue Bohlin
