"Holy Ozone! Run for Cover!"
(...Mama Gaia's not Amused!)
"Holy Goddess Gaia, our Earth Mother, we repent of the desolation we
have brought upon Your earth and sea and those who live there. We fear your
hidden fires..."
--Invocation of the Goddess Gaia
(Fellowship of Isis, witchcraft ritual)
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"...all the fuss about global warming is grossly exaggerated. Here I
am opposing the holy brotherhood of climate control model experts and the
crowd of deluded citizens who believe the numbers predicted by the
models..." -- Freeman Dyson, (Professor Emeritus, physics
IAS School of
Natural Sciences)
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"Then he brought me to the entrance to the north gate of the house
of the LORD, and I saw women there, mourning for Tammuz. He said to me, 'Do
you see this, son of man" You will see things even more detestable than
this.' He then brought me into the inner court of the house of the LORD, and
there at the entrance to the temple, between the portico and the altar, were
about twenty-five men. With their backs toward the temple of the LORD and
their faces toward the east, they were bowing down to the sun in the east."
(Ezekiel 8:14...16)
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For the last few years we have been barraged by the panicked predictions
from "the holy brotherhood of climate control model experts" of the
impending disaster that awaits all earthly creatures if global warming
(caused by evil, wicked Western civilization) is not immediately addressed
and reversed. And, of course, the Global Warming Brotherhood of soothsayers
and doomsdayers has found a more than willing ally (and megaphone) in the
popular press. The Bad News "holy brotherhood" and the pop-press
establishment have been propogating the "Sky is Falling!" global warming
myth with increasing religious fervor.....
Never mind that over the past two million years of the earth's existence
there have been a minimum of seventeen very natural Ice
Age epochs, ie., major dramatic cyclical fluctuations (cooling and
warming) in the temperature of the planet with nary an SUV
in sight! Indeed, it was not too long ago in geologic time that a massive
glacier once covered and carved out the area where a major anti-Western
"hotbed" of Green Gaia Chicken-Little-ism thrives today at fanatical fever
pitch....Madison, Wisconsin.
And, lest we forget, it was only thirty years ago that we were
all breathlessly warned that the glaciers were on the move again heading
south to destroy us!
Obviously, anti-western Chicken Little-ism sells. Today's Chicken Littles
are the gnostic New Age counterparts to the Biblical prophets. Our perfumed
and painted panthealogical New Age idol, Goddess Gaia (an
admittedly enticing and impressive piece of work), and her triune "main man"
(Pop-Press/ Big Brother/ holy brethren) are skillfully working the
streetcorner on her behalf promoting the idea that there is way too much CO2
in the air and way too many babies on the way.....
The pagan, pantheistic (and panentheistic) worldview is
nothing new. (Ezekiel 8 above illustrates that fact quite vividly!)
Obviously, The Enticer has been drumming up business for his endless stable
of idols for quite some time....And as Solomon was wise enough to notice and
record three thousand years ago....
"what has been done will be done again"
"there is nothing new under the
sun."
(Ecclesiastes 1:9)
So, in light of the current round of this ageless battle, I
offer a poem....a light-hearted Evergreen Needle......
"Holy Ozone! Run for Cover!"
(...Mama Gaia's not Amused!)
Gaia! Gaia! We adore Thee!
Wash our conscience!
Make us clean!
Mother Earth, we bow before You!
Make our souls pristine...
And Green!
Global Warming!
Deep Freeze Warning!
Pick and choose your Horror Tale!
Gaian Prophets have informed us...
Green Peace seeks Thy Holy Grail!
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You there...
Pumpin' all that petrol!
You're a Greenhouse Gaseous Goon!
Goddess Gaia's got the vapors...
And she'll vaporize you soon!.
First she'll confiscate your assets...
Why?...
Because "The Earth's too hot!"
Comrade Gaia's makin' progress!
Chicken Little calls the shots...
She'll demand your one car's tiny...
No more trips on Jet Airplanes!
Gaia's choking!
Can't you see it!?
Don't you feel The Green Chick's pain?
She'll restrict your power usage...
Drain your pool,
And when she's done,
She'll make sure she's got your number...
And BIG BROTHER's got the gun!
She'll see that you get the picture,
She'll demand your rights be cut;
Gaia fumes about your habits...
(And she'll come snuff out your butt.)
Chicken Little checks the currents...
(Watch the Green-Chick check for clues!)
Holy Ozone! ...
Run for cover!
Mama Gaia's not amused!
This Green-Goddess-Chick is
cranky!
She's hot-flashing!
PMS!
Now her Menopausal Minions
Are ticked-off and quite...
Distressed!
Pass the Midol!
Goddess-Idol,
Chicken Little's acting queer!
She's unstable, but still able
To keep Greens in Raptured Fear!
Gaia's fever pitch is rising!
Icebergs crashing into land!
Ocean levels rising faster...
Fear-enflamed by Gaian-fans!
Gaia's got this air about her...
Fussing....
Fuming....
She's in heat!
Earthy Broads like her are common,
If you don't, sir, kiss their feet.
She's got Gorby-Gores on standby...
(That's a Red Alert for sure!)
She writes her Gang-Green prescription:
"Hey! BIG BROTHER's got The Cure!"
Goddess Gaia's now in charge, sir...
With BIG BROTHER by her side!
Judgment Day is fast approaching!
Witness Western Culture-cide!
Holy Gaia! Diva-Nation!
Look into that Crystal Ball!
Holy Smoke!
The Flood is coming!
Kill the Kingpins of The Mall!
Science Priests with their computers
Crunch the numbers for The Queen!
You there!
Kneel before her Priesthood!
Gaia's Great Green Go-between!
Eco-Evo Legislation!
Save us from Free Enterprise!
Deadly Acid Rain of Terror....
Mother Earth's been
victimized!
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Yes, today Ms. Chicken Little
Sez she feels a warming trend...
Yesterday, though, she saw GLACIERS!...
Brrrrrr!... An Ice Age!...
Then....THE END!
Boy! That "Cool Snap" had us jumpin'
To conclusions....
What a
shock!
"Panic Science" has The Power...
Even if it's just a Crock!.
Eco-Goddess Gaia loves us!
So to her we give the nod.
She predicts: "Disaster's coming!"
(From Computer Model Fraud!)
Watch The Great Green-Hen-Agenda!
Higher Tax Load...
Marx her Word!
Battle cry....
"The Sky is falling!"
This Green Chick is quite a bird!
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Only Man can save The Planet...
Only Gaia-Greens know how!
Trust her wise United Nations,
(And Enlightened Plans of N.O.W.)
N.O.W.'s got ways to ease the problem
Only Chicken Littles see.
Fewer babies on The Planet...
Makes life good for You and Me!
We've got Faith in our Earth Mother
When she swears:
"Too hot!"
"No room!"
We promote BIG BROTHER 'options'...
Turning wombs to mortal tombs.
Mama calls it "conservation"...
Tiny Family State Mandate!
Forced abortion...
That's the ticket!
To The Garden's Eastern Gate!
"Back to Eden!"...
(That's the game plan.)
Wicked Western man must pay!
After all,
he raped The Planet...
BROTHER BIG!....
Come save the day!
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She convinced her Junior Birdmen....
(Gorby-Gores, The Green Peace crew)
Chicken Littles flapping left-wings....
Singing:
Crock!-a-doodle-doo!
Vote the straight "Sky Falling" ticket!
Cast your ballot for clean air!
Torch a nearby GM car lot!
Show Earth Mama that you care!
Sing her hymn:
"Tax Corporate Monsters!
'Til they all just bite the dust!
We, the Gorby-Gores, fight Evil!
Gaia Green!......
In You we Trust!"
Apocalyptic hot air rising...
BROTHER BIG, help spread the news!
Burn the tares of Western Culture...
Bring Green Sheaves...
To Mama's pews!
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Gaia, Gaia, we adore Thee!
Wash our conscience!
Make us clean!
Mother Earth, we bow before You.
Make our souls pristine...
And Green!
"The essence of all pantheism, evolutionism and modern cosmic
religion is really in this proposition: that Nature is our Mother...The main
point of Christianity was this: nature is not our mother: nature is our
sister. We can be proud of her beauty, since we have the same Father; but
she has no authority over us..." -GK Chesterton
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"Christianity makes sense only if its factual premises are true and
if it is providing meaningful answers to questions that people ought to be
asking. The essential factual premise is that God created us for a purpose,
and our destiny is a glorious one in eternity. The right question is how,
granted the premise, things got to be in such a state of confusion. The
answer is that humans saw the glory of God in the things that were created
but chose to turn their own way and fashion idols of their own making---the
latest fashion in idols being the grand metaphysical story of science." --Phillip
Johnson
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"Say to wisdom, 'You are my sister',
and call understanding your kinsman;
they will keep you from the
adulteress,
from the wayward wife with her
seductive words."
(Proverbs 7: 4,5)
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