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Tom Graffagnino
 

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"Monkey, si!"
(No monkey-doo!)


    "What is man that you are mindful of
                 him,
           the son of man that you care for
                 him? 
     You made him a little lower than
                 the angels;
          you crowned him with glory and
                  honor
           and put everything under his feet."
                                              (Hebrews 2:6)  
 
 
 "After Darwin, we can no longer think of ourselves as occupying a special place in creation-instead, we must realize that we are products of the same evolutionary forces, working blindly and without purpose, that shaped the rest of the animal kingdom." --Dr. James Rachels (philosopher)  
 
 
    "[Humans]...are for nothing. You are here to propogate your selfish genes. There is no higher purpose to life..."  (Richard Dawkins) 
 
                                                       ***********
 
 
  Well,  it was bound to happen sooner or later.
 
    On April 26, 2006 the Spanish Socialist Party introduced a bill ("The Great Ape Project") in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons".  The sponsors of the bill stated that "Today only members of the species Homo sapiens are considered part of the community of equals...".  But now, the Spanish Socialist Left, is heroically battling for a level playing field......
 
    And so, to commemorate this historic, documented occasion of Darwinian de-volution, here is a light-hearted 'ode'....


                "Monkey, si!"
              (No monkey-doo!)
 
 
Now in Spain the chimps are marching!
   Knuckles drag.....
     But heads held high!
Darwinism's come full circle...
    The Enlightenment's run dry.
 
                  ********
 
Socialista-Evolution!
Monkey,si!
    (...No, monkey-doo!)
Liberal voter-registration's
   Cranking up down at the zoo!
 
Cast your ballot, Signor Cheetah!
    Follow me, sir....
      It's your right!
We'll defeat Mean Market Masters...
    J. Fred Muggs, please join The Fight!
 
Yes, we promise Free Bananas!
   We'll expand your liberties!
We'll insure much cleaner cages
   And/or longer vines on trees!
 
You can trust us....Primate Power!
    Go-Go-rilla!
    You da MAN!
We will free you from your bondage...
    Vote for us!
      WE understand!
   
Here's the platform you'll go ape for...
    PETA Principles defined!
Please, come join our Bright Tomorrows...
    Evolution-Monkey-Shines!
 
               *******
 
Lord, the flesh cries...."Liberation!"
   As if "freedom's" found in schools...  
But The Lie the flesh believes in,
   Is a lie believed by fools.
 
Lord, some say there is 'no purpose'....
   But on purpose they rebel.
They reject their Holy Image,
   And embrace the Gates of Hell.


   "So God created man in his own
           image,
      in the image of God he created
           him;
      male and female he created
           them."
                      (Genesis 1: 27)

Just an Archer in the Desert
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Enlightened Minds in Action
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Cruise Control to Paradise
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Windy Biggie's Blowing Through Us
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Come Enjoy Jehovah-Yoga
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DarwiNietzsche's Power Program
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Darwinocracy's All Muscle
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Mamoud's Not So Good
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Quick! More Footings in the Bog!
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Mother Nature Drives a Hummer!
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Past Gas-R-Us
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River in the Desert
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Pliocene Banan-Appeals
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Monkey, si!
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Anti-Christ in Skeptic Tanks
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Ebola to the Rescue!
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Holy Ozone Run For Cover
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The Pretenders Have a Ball
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Shari'a Law of Darwin
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Holy Priests of Twisted Info!
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Utopiates of Reason
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Rottweiler Fundamentals
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Scientessa's Pilate Program
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King Herod's Heart of Darkness
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Tiny Stranger in a Manger
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Mon Dieu!...What's All That Burning!?
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The Forrest View
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We Win When We surrender
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A Thought and a Prayer
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Lambs of Lazarus...Come Hither!
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Death is Only Natural!
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He Will Robe Us With His Mercy
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All Those Backward Bible-Thumpers....
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See Saul Teeter-Totter
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Court-Jesters Gone Wild
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Bully Pulpit-Priests of Bio
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In the Miryam Way
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Double-Helix Hallelujahs!
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Ego Fog's Amazing Grays
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No Compass Needles Needed!
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Only Jesus Knew the Score
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Godfathers of The Priesthood
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Disregard the Wind That's Blowing
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Bedtime Likely Stories
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The Klan of Nabal-oney
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The Lost Boys Took the Cup
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Ashtar's Lucky Mudders
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God's Pitch...for Heaven's Sake
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Flew the Coop of Fools
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"...To Us A Son is Given"
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The Mosh-Pitiful Clap
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Unchained We Will Be
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More Gators in the Moat!
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The Hip Gyration-Nation
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Campus East of Eden
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A Sweet Marshmallow Blintze?
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"Man's Mutiny....Complete"
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Deepak Swami P.T. Barnum
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Super Plan of Super-Man
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"Behold! the Marx of Jesus"
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The Looney Rooneys Rule
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The Pharisees Are Not Quite Done
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Ode to Albert's Shield
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The Gospel's Triple X
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Backwash Apostasies
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"...But Gomorrah's What We Got"
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The Church of Dreamy Dreamers
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The Hemingway is Here to Stay
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"The Threshing Floor Trick"
or
("Heavy Breathing in Well-tickled Ears")

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"Blind Pilates in Full Flight"
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"The Creeps of Modernism"
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"Ahab's Loyal Crewmen"
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"High out on a Limb"
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"Enemies Among the Trees"
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Of License and Freedom
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"Of Enemies and Hope"
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A thought or two about the war
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"Divinity in Disguise"
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"The Wolves in Lamb Woolies"
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"The Galapagos Sting"
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Neo-paganism in the United Methodist Church
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The Black Market Master
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High-Flying Babylonian Circus
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"Horton Heard the Who"
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"Ode to NARAL and NOW"
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Before Conversion
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Relevant Thoughts In Verse
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