"More Gators in
the Moat!"
or
("Piltdown! Man the Iv'ry Towers!")
"Many intelligent people
are waking up to the fact that materialism is not a self-evident truth, but a
debatable premise that has become an established religious philosophy."
--Phillip Johnson
"Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning and it is
true of evolution still today."--Michael Ruse
"There is thunder in the distance, and it threatens these reasonable men
[evolution apologists] who are used to basking in the bright light of pure
science." -Thomas Case
"More Gators in
the Moat!"
or
("Piltdown! Man the Iv'ry Towers!")
The Supernaturalists are coming! Egad! By land!...
....By sea and boat!
Piltdown! Man the Iv'ry Towers!
Quick! ..... More 'gators in the moat!
Don't they know our Theory's Fittest!?
How dare they challenge you and me!?
O my Gawd! Can you imagine!?
We shan't allow this Heresy!
Call the Bio-Bishop Council!
Convene the Cardinals from their perch!
Yo! Onward Evo-Soldiers!
We must defend Pope Darwin's Church!
Kids today know how we got here....
It took a while....
But they believe! Magik Microbe straight to Shakespeare!
What more could "Lucky Mud" achieve!?
No! We mustn't give them access,
To our children made so bright. Darwinistas! Man your stations!
No Debate!
Comrades, Unite!
Battle Cry: "From Scales to Feathers!" Battle Hymn: "From Mud to Man!" And the drumbeat in the background?.... Censorship!
Impose the Ban!
Rowdy Red-State Rabble-Rousers,
Knuckle-dragging Retro-Brains....
Keep your thinking in the Ghetto.
Hey, monkey!....
Mother Nature Reigns!
So, Battle Stations, Nature's Chosen!
Priests of Darwin, clean their clocks!
This ain't no monkey business....
Stand your ground, Ye Orthodox!
There!
The hoi-poloi's advancing!
Raise the drawbridge right away!
Sir, defending "Fortress Darwin",
Is the order of the day!
Sister "Lucy"! Man the Ramparts!
>From high above, look down your nose,
On those attacking our assumptions.....
Who claim the case just isn't closed!
Don your helmet and your breastplate....
Our metaphysics they dislike.
The Naked Apes just keep-a-comin'... Quick!..... More fingers in the Dike!
Gird your loins, Ye Missing Linkers!
The Great Unwashed we shall defeat!
My! Their Wedge of Doubt grows sharper....
I'm not so sure that they'll retreat!
Yes! Defending Darwin's Castle's
Our Crusade.....and Sacred Cow.
Clarence Darrow wouldn't like it...
But some debates we can't allow!
We're entrenched in Naturalism...
We're locked in...Unbending, too.
"Liberal" Thought's not always healthy,
When we're beseiged like me and you!
So, ever "Onward Evo-Soldier"!
Fight the Fight!
And spread The Word!
Naturalism's Fundamental!
Keep the Faith, Ye Undeterred!
"I am quite conscious that my
speculations run beyond the bounds of true science...It is a mere rag of an
hypothesis with as many flaws and holes as sound parts."--Charles Darwin
"While [the Darwin lobby] may succeed in suppressing a real debate in
isolated instances, the issue isn't going away. The greatest irony is that
Darwinists often invoke the Scopes Trial even while trying to prevent any
evidence against Darwinism from being heard in the classroom. They've turned the
lesson of Scopes entirely on its head." --Bruce Chapman/ Jay Richards
"See to it that no one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive
philosophy, which depends on human tradition and basic principles of this world
rather than on Christ." (Colossians 2:8)
