"Pliocene Banan-Appeals!"
(Clever apes just poking fun)
"The gigantic secret of Christianity is humor, a joyful gaiety and
mirth shared by Christ himself." --GK Chesterton
Chesterton's observation notwithstanding, modern-Evo-Science has just
discovered that mankind's innate propensity to laugh originates not in the
nature and mind of his Intelligent Designer, but in the clumsy pratfalls of
progressive Pliocene monkeys on the move.....
"Evolutionary biologists have traced the origins of laughter
back 4 m[illion] years to pre-humans slipping and stumbling in their first
faltering attempt to walk on two legs....when they saw a member of their
group lose his footing they would laugh as a sign to each other that
something was amiss, but nothing too serious." -(from a story
in The London Sunday Times, April 30, 2006, by Roger Dobson)
And so, there you have it,..... further indisputable hard evidence from
Scientism's Sacred Bio-Evolutionary Laboratories that mankind is...really
and truly(!)...the purposeless, genetic offspring of lucky bacterium
via the monkey clan.....homo erectus fallaflatamus.
With slapstick
'science' like this, who needs "The Gong Show"?
"Pliocene Banan-Appeals!"
(Clever apes just poking fun)
Hey! Don't laugh!....
We
swear it's Science!
And our lab-work's
very strong!
When your guru's Doctor Darwin...
You should know
we're never wrong!
Doctor Darwin never stumbles...
(Hey!...No joke!...He never does!)
You may snicker at his findings...
But a monkey's what you wuz!
Look,...We're scientists!
With tenure!
Take that grin, sir, off your face!
We've got PhD's and
power!
And we'll keep you in your place!
We do research...
We write papers
We've been published!
We're no fools!
You can check out our diplomas
Gained at Monkey-Business Schools!
Fossil-Finders...
Can you dig it!?
"Stand-up" Comics with degrees.
High Priests of this Eco-System
Rule atop this Darwin-Tree.
Hey! ...
We've tested Monkeys' Uncles!
We've examined DNA!
We've observed, and we've computed...
You must bow to what we say!
And we say, friend
Stop that giggle!
Hey! No chuck-ling.....
Do you mind!?
This is NOT a laughing matter!
Monkey-Mankind's Undesigned!
Yes, we're Nature's Funny-Boners!
And...yuck-yuck!....
We're tickled pink!
Lucky slap-stick furry bi-peds...
Running gags!
The Missing Link!
Evidence?....
It's undisputed!
No objections!
That's the deal!
So, just
zip it!....
We've got proof now:
Pliocene Banan-Appeals!
****
Lord, we proudly see no evil...
(Adam-blasters standing
tall!)
Calv'ry proved that you weren't laughing,
When in Adam man did Fall.
We pretend life's only whimsy...
Laughing proudly at your Word.
Making light of Revelation,
And pretending it's absurd!
So, like Adam...we avoid you...
And the Holy Light you shine,
We, too, hide in Nature's foliage*
From the glare of Truth Divine.
We're just Comics Undercover,
Clever apes just poking fun!
Nervous laughter from the darkness**...
Fallen mankind on the run.
*********
"Man is a fugitive from reality who must somehow be
persuaded to confront his own imperfection and despair."
--(Malcolm
Muggeridge)
"Faces along the bar cling to their average day; the lights must never go
out, the music must always play, lest we know where we are; lost in a
haunted wood: children afraid of the dark who have never been happy or
good." -(WH Auden, "September 1939")
* "Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD God as
he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid among the
trees of the garden." (Genesis 3: 8)
** "This is the message we have heard from him and declare to
you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all. If we claim to have
fellowship with him yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not live by the
truth. But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have
fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us
from all sin.
"If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the
truth is not in us..." (1John 1: 5-8...) |
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