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Natural Christian Art by
Tom Graffagnino
 

Statement

"The Pretenders Have a Ball"
or
 ("Ode to Eliphaz and Oscar")

"Hold a picture of yourself long and steady enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn to it." --Harry Emerson Fosdick


"The Pretenders Have a Ball"
                  or
   ("Ode to Eliphaz and Oscar")
 
 
Finally!...
   Oscar Night is over!
    (Those Green Chariots and all!)
Where HUGE Egos flash 'n' glitter...
   The Pretenders had a ball!
 
Envy's color was in fashion...
    Self-Absorption?....Center Stage!
Chasing Fame's the main attraction...
    It's The Wisdom of the Age.
 
Narcissism finds its venue
   In this Pompous Circumstance;
Watch the Blue-Green Silver Screeners
   Chasing Gold through Song and Dance.
 
Yes, we see the "Look-at-Me!" crowd,
   Make Believe's well-painted best,
    Utter deeply-held convictions...
   ("Note my fine uplifted breast!")
 
Follow them to darkened chambers...
   Sacred Temples at The Mall.
Pop-Corn Priests of High Delusion
   Underscoring mankind's Fall.
 
                ******
 
Ahhh....The Caravans of Tema*
   Travel through this wilderness...
Bright-Star film Oasis Seekers,
   Our Pied-Pipers of the West.


* "The caravans of Tema look for
     water,
  The traveling merchants of Sheba
    look in hope.
  They are distressed because they had
    been confident;
  They arrive there, only to be disappointed.
    Now you too have proven to be no help..."  
                                                    (Job 6:19)
 
[In the Hebrew the word for "tema" infers a position of power and strength. In the verse above, Job is addressing his 'friend', Eliphaz...a name that in Hebrew means "god of gold".]


Just an Archer in the Desert
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Enlightened Minds in Action
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Cruise Control to Paradise
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Windy Biggie's Blowing Through Us
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Come Enjoy Jehovah-Yoga
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DarwiNietzsche's Power Program
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Darwinocracy's All Muscle
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Mamoud's Not So Good
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Quick! More Footings in the Bog!
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Mother Nature Drives a Hummer!
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Past Gas-R-Us
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River in the Desert
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Pliocene Banan-Appeals
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Monkey, si!
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Anti-Christ in Skeptic Tanks
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Ebola to the Rescue!
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Holy Ozone Run For Cover
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The Pretenders Have a Ball
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Shari'a Law of Darwin
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Holy Priests of Twisted Info!
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Utopiates of Reason
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Rottweiler Fundamentals
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Scientessa's Pilate Program
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King Herod's Heart of Darkness
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Tiny Stranger in a Manger
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Mon Dieu!...What's All That Burning!?
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The Forrest View
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We Win When We surrender
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A Thought and a Prayer
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Lambs of Lazarus...Come Hither!
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Death is Only Natural!
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He Will Robe Us With His Mercy
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All Those Backward Bible-Thumpers....
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See Saul Teeter-Totter
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Court-Jesters Gone Wild
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Bully Pulpit-Priests of Bio
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In the Miryam Way
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Double-Helix Hallelujahs!
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Ego Fog's Amazing Grays
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No Compass Needles Needed!
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Only Jesus Knew the Score
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Godfathers of The Priesthood
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Disregard the Wind That's Blowing
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Bedtime Likely Stories
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The Klan of Nabal-oney
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The Lost Boys Took the Cup
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Ashtar's Lucky Mudders
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God's Pitch...for Heaven's Sake
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Flew the Coop of Fools
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"...To Us A Son is Given"
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The Mosh-Pitiful Clap
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Unchained We Will Be
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More Gators in the Moat!
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The Hip Gyration-Nation
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Campus East of Eden
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A Sweet Marshmallow Blintze?
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"Man's Mutiny....Complete"
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Deepak Swami P.T. Barnum
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Super Plan of Super-Man
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"Behold! the Marx of Jesus"
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The Looney Rooneys Rule
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The Pharisees Are Not Quite Done
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Ode to Albert's Shield
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The Gospel's Triple X
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Backwash Apostasies
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"...But Gomorrah's What We Got"
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The Church of Dreamy Dreamers
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The Hemingway is Here to Stay
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"The Threshing Floor Trick"
or
("Heavy Breathing in Well-tickled Ears")

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"Blind Pilates in Full Flight"
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"The Creeps of Modernism"
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"Ahab's Loyal Crewmen"
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"High out on a Limb"
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"Enemies Among the Trees"
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Of License and Freedom
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"Of Enemies and Hope"
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A thought or two about the war
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"Divinity in Disguise"
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"The Wolves in Lamb Woolies"
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"The Galapagos Sting"
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Neo-paganism in the United Methodist Church
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The Black Market Master
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High-Flying Babylonian Circus
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"Horton Heard the Who"
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"Ode to NARAL and NOW"
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Before Conversion
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Relevant Thoughts In Verse
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